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Tuesday

The Right Smell On A Man...

I walked passed a guy, or rather he walked passed me, today in the grocery store who SMELLED SO GOOD!! Wow!! You ever smell someone who smells just right. It wasn't the guy. I was his smell. It didn't hurt that he then was dressed in a very well groomed suit and of course chose excellent shoes. I mean, shoes are everything when it boils down to it. You can really fuck up an entire outfit with the wrong shoes. ANyway,.. He smelled so good he gave me boner... mmmm I can still smell him now.