None of us knew what this meant, but it was FUCKING hilarious!!
I still don't know what it means, but figure it has something to do with the driver having their mind on church and their head up their ass.
Lately, it seems, you can't get on the road without nearly being killed by an assortment of "sunday drivers".
The roads have gotten CRAZY. What the heck has happened?
Was it always this way?
I don't think so.
What HAS changed?
Well for one, once again, your government gave up on you!!
In the olden days I took driver's education.
I still don't know what it means, but figure it has something to do with the driver having their mind on church and their head up their ass.
Lately, it seems, you can't get on the road without nearly being killed by an assortment of "sunday drivers".
The roads have gotten CRAZY. What the heck has happened?
Was it always this way?
I don't think so.
What HAS changed?
Well for one, once again, your government gave up on you!!
In the olden days I took driver's education.
IN SCHOOL.
We ALL did.
It was (and is) a REQUIREMENT, if you wanted a license before 18.
It was (and is) a REQUIREMENT, if you wanted a license before 18.
But, high schools OFFERED IT. It was funded!
It was FREE!
I could afford FREE as a teenager!!
DRIVERS ED IS NO LONGER FUNDED IN ALMOST ALL STATES!!
They stopped it!!
a LONG TIME ago... different states have gotten rid of this funding through the years, and I am not entirely sure when it started, and it depends on your state, but I know in California it was back in the early 90's... if my crappy math skills serve, that was a Generation ago!
SO after taking the readily available and FREE education .
We, then, got our permit and drove under the watchful, white knuckled, guidance of our poor, fraught parents or some other licensed victim.
NOWADAYS, if you can't afford drivers training, or don't have time for it OUT of school, people just opt out of early driving and early permits.
You'll just have to wait 'til your 18.
At age 18 you need to take a written and driven test...
But hey, the governnment has made this EASY ... (this is not sarcasm, I wish it were)
Seriously, Don't Worry because you can take it over and over until you pass!!!
The driving test? Don't Worry Again, because you now have as many chances as you like to take the driving test too! You can even try to find a lenient tester if you want!! Easy, easy easy!!
Once this is done you get to strap that 4000 lb. piece of metal to your ass and HAVE AT IT!!
hmm...
Our Cars, these days are, more safe.
Our Roads, these days, are more safe.
Our Drivers.... NOPE.
These uneducated, under-trained, and un-supervised drivers are really freaking me out!!
The roads have turned into a free-for-all!!
It is not CASUAL etiquette to
NOT PASS ON THE RIGHT
it is fucking dangerous, and THE LAW
NOWADAYS, if you can't afford drivers training, or don't have time for it OUT of school, people just opt out of early driving and early permits.
You'll just have to wait 'til your 18.
At age 18 you need to take a written and driven test...
But hey, the governnment has made this EASY ... (this is not sarcasm, I wish it were)
Seriously, Don't Worry because you can take it over and over until you pass!!!
The driving test? Don't Worry Again, because you now have as many chances as you like to take the driving test too! You can even try to find a lenient tester if you want!! Easy, easy easy!!
Once this is done you get to strap that 4000 lb. piece of metal to your ass and HAVE AT IT!!
hmm...
Our Cars, these days are, more safe.
Our Roads, these days, are more safe.
Our Drivers.... NOPE.
These uneducated, under-trained, and un-supervised drivers are really freaking me out!!
The roads have turned into a free-for-all!!
It is not CASUAL etiquette to
NOT PASS ON THE RIGHT
it is fucking dangerous, and THE LAW
SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO IT! Unless you HAVE TOO!!
Pass ONLY on the Left
and then, move the fuck over, for the next guy!
how about closure rates? Does anyone even know what that means anymore?
IT means, if you follow too close, You're likely going to RUN INTO SOMETHING if it stops!! Cars don't run into things well.
Pass ONLY on the Left
and then, move the fuck over, for the next guy!
how about closure rates? Does anyone even know what that means anymore?
IT means, if you follow too close, You're likely going to RUN INTO SOMETHING if it stops!! Cars don't run into things well.
What about Trucks? Trucks passing on the left? Who the fuck are they passing? They're slow to begin with!! AND they stop EVEN SLOWER!! They're also really fucking big and VERY hard to get around.
So that's my starter guide for us while the government ignores us... again...
Seriously, do the right thing yourself at least, bone up on your own drivers education, and get pissed about the right things, and petition your State or government to fix this shit!!
Because,
I want You and I to make it to see another Sunday... just sayin'
p.s. click here for the NY DMV Manual
Click here to find your state
