Pay Toilet

I was a little distracted in school. It was hard to get a kid like me to pay attention.

I had a math teacher who used to use fantastic words like fiduciary and causation to try to get us to look up.
He even used silly idioms like;

"It's worse than a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward."

That IS a TERRIBLE visual, but a visual none-the-less, and it worked. I have NEVER forgotten that phrase.

I've always had a ton of ideas swirling around in my head.
Some fantastic and interesting. Some completely hair brained.

This idea is not an original idea, I have, but it isn't hair brained either. It is fantastic.

PAY TOILETS!! Yes, in public places. You pay.

They do it ALL over Europe. You pay a Euro, you get to go. Kids are free.

I know I would pay 50 cents to a dollar to go into a place that DID NOT look like a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.

Also, this provides a whole new area of gainful employment. There are public bathrooms all over this country!

The problems I see are:

The government will step in and regulate the shit out of it, causing this to be, yet another job that becomes to complicated and expensive to even create.
Dear Government, Stay the fuck away from this industry.

The credit card companies will install credit card swipers all over the place, or in place of a dollar or some change being easily handed over. This would create a bathroom break costing seventy-five cents to three dollars MORE than it would have.
Dear Credit Card Companies, Go the fuck away, find some other way to screw over your nation. Thank you

Okay, Ready to GO.... literally

I'll Have the Onion

  Hello My Name is Simion (Simon) and I like to do drahrwings.

I also like to cook.

  Can We TAWK? I'm feeling verklempt!

If you were ever a kid, you know, hot dogs are YUMMY!!

It's not like we don't know they're seasoned crap.
I eat a hot dog, I know I just ate seasoned crap.

If I eat a slice of bread, I expect to eat 5 natural, known, ingredients.
I don't expect a hot dog.

We're getting hot dogs EVERYWHERE!

Big Business is spending MILLIONS of Dollars  (One Meeellion Dollars)  to feed me hot dogs!!

Maybe not, but they might as well be  (Marcus Welby, schwing!)

This is NOT making me  as happy as a little girl, AT ALL!

GMO'S

are really getting me  hyper-hypo!

They're crazy!!
They're making me crazy!!
  Do you want to touch my monkey?

See.... CuhRAZY

It's like a parfait. Everybody LOVES a Parfait, but do you know all the things you're gonna get?
Maybe not.
But, you can expect that, it's a whole bunch of stuff.

It should really be like an Onion.  Onions have layers  too, but you know what you're gonna get.

You Did!

GMO's are making food repellent in every way. In fact, it seems like most GMO cuisine is made on a dare!

We really need to label this stuff (and hopefully get rid of it ALL together)

Before we turn into  Fat Bastards!



Ref.
Say NO to GMO's

Mike Myers -
Characters

Simon -                        SNL Simon
Linda Richman -          SNL Coffee Talk
Austin Powers -           Austin Powers
Wayne -                       Waynes World
Phillip -                       SNL Phillip the Hyper-Hypo kid
Dieter -                        SNL Spockets
Shrek -                        SHREK
Charlie MacKenzie -  So I Married an Ax Murdered

Ethics:101

We ALL know how it works.

The ENDs justify the means. Get your piece of the pie and then decide what you're going to do. Beg, borrow, or steal as long as you get yours.

Um, What fucked up version of Ethics are we all learning?
This bastardized version being taught to our society, OUR CHILDREN, is really FUCKED UP!!

ETHICS 101 is VERY VERY SIMPLE...
Do Unto Others as You Would Have Done Unto You.
Don't do shit to other people that you would not want done to you!

We ALL learned this in Kindergarten!
Even if we didn't,
we ALL KNOW,
WE Hate it when people do mean things to US!

OUR PRESIDENT...
fact check his State of the Union... it will tell you, "he did cherry-pick data and exaggerate at times to put the best spin on his accomplishments".

     That MEANS HE FUCKING LIED to US,
Us; His Employers whom he was hired to take care of and protect.

OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ...
 How often do we hear about conspiracies, money scams, and OUT
and OUT Lies from our government???

The VA, how they sent our kids off to war, but forget to take care of them when they come home!

The way they said it was ILLEGAL to do something, but let it happen ANYWAY!

The Way, WE THE TAXPAYER, pay for professional (COMMERCIAL) Arena's
     and Stadiums.
     Even if we can't afford to GO to a GAME, EVER, YOU STILL PAY!!!!

OUR "TRUSTED" COMPANIES and CORPORATIONS...
What about Cigarettes (how they used to be healthy!)

Every Credit Card Company, Cell Phone Company, Cable Company, Financial
     Institutions, Car Companies, etc... ETC...
     

There are SO many it makes you want to throw your hands in the air and
     GIVE THE FUCK UP!
     Please don't


OUR MEDIA...
We are SUPPOSED to have a FREE media, but more and more it has become
monopolized, and we are being fed GARBAGE.
 
     Our "News" is a fake view of the world, with a HUGE amount of Hollywood or Fame being "sold to us". 

WE are no longer being informed. We are being fed whatever is important to the media conglomerates pocket book.
   
Our "Stars"... We are not picking who we are interested in! We are picking from a
     Small group of people being produced for us. We are being hand fed "what we like",  and are given ever diminishing options.

If I EVER SEE some of those idiots, who I won't even name, (I won't give them credit for being a horrible human beings, RICH or NOT) again, it WILL be
     too soon!!
You had your chance. You fucked it up. Go do something good with your life.
     Work for a living.

It is NOT too LATE!!
WE DO, STILL, HAVE CHOICES!!

Make The Right Ones... The Ethical Choices...

If you don't like the President
VOTE, let's get someone who doesn't lie... that would be nice.

Stand Up against our Elected Government Officials. They can be fired, we can write letters, we can educate ourselves, we peacefully march in the streets for change.

Don't patronise companies who have poor ethics or have violated you in the past.
To the best of your ability, quit the shitty companies, and, (fairly) rate those companies.
If the large majority of dealings a company has with the public are negative, people WILL STOP using that company.

Look for Media and Entertainment in the right places.
Do NOT CLICK on an unethical or gratuitous news article.
Enjoy the Entertainment you enjoy, but don't settle.
Don't settle for the shit right in front of your face.
It IS FOR YOU.
Enjoy what YOU LIKE, not what somebody else tells you too.

ALWAYS REMEMBER...
These are JUST PEOPLE, like you, and like me.

You Deserve to be treated how you would treat someone else...

Let KARMA take it's course again...


freepress.net
Whitehouse.gov
History.com
factcheck.org
house.gov
snopes.com
wickipedia.com
Adam M. Zaretsky - St.LouisFed.org

Because, Your Father Said SO!!

You know when you make something really great.

When you work really hard and get it right, before you give it to everybody else to enjoy.

Then, when you pridefully present it to the people you care about,
and...
IT is regarded as TRASH? It is disrespected or destroyed?

Doesn't that just bother you? Don't you think, how rude, they had NO idea how much work it would take to do such a thing! 

Ignorance.

This is ignorance.

Lack of Knowledge

Lack of Understanding

Lack of Experience

Our Forefathers worked really hard to get our foundation right. They made sure to do that, before giving it to the people they cared about.

Our country is being regarded as trash right now. It is being disrespected, and destroyed.

THAT BOTHERS ME!!

My solution:

Mandatory Government Service. 2 years of Government service in exchange for 2 years free college. FOR EVERYONE!!

It pays for itself. It solves the ignorance problem;

Knowledge gained through Service

Understanding found through Knowledge

Experience gained through Time


That's what I'd do if I were King

Sunday

Do we HAVE to be bugging the shit out of each other EVERY DAY?
NO,
We need a day to chill out, be with family, stay the fuck away from our devices.

This is the LAST post you will ever see on a Sunday.
Enjoy your family and friends!!!